April 28, 2010 by Drew
Wrestlers are commonly known as meat heads. They simply have no intelligence. With that, everyone knows it is impossible for a wrestler to excel in school. Wrestlers love to slack off in school. They are always in the back of the class, playing paper football or conversing with their fellow athletes. Wrestlers don't give the teacher any attention that normal students do. Instead they discuss how awesome the party is going to be Friday.
Studying isn't even considered by wrestlers. Wrestlers don't pay attention when assigned work. Their alternative to schoolwork consists of flirting with girls by bragging how "big" their muscles are. Their heads are full of nothing but air.
School is the lowest priority for wrestlers. They would much rather work out and "get big." Wrestlers don't put any effort into school; they just cheat their way through the system. Five minutes before class starts, all the wrestlers can be found in the library. They always scramble to cheat of the students who actually do their homework.
Wrestlers don't understand the concept that school is supposed to increase your knowledge to better your future. That is useless to them. Wrestlers prefer to slack in school because it's the cool thing to do.
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#2 Lifting Heavy Things
April 28, 2010 by Drew
As you probably already know, wrestlers are extremely strong men. Much of their time is spent working out to increase their athletic ability. Whenever you are in a gym, there is a high chance a wrestler is near getting his muscles pumped. They are determined to out lift anyone in the gym. The only person in the gym that is lifting with enthusiasm is sure to be a wrestler.
For thousands of years men have been judged by their strength. The more they can lift makes them more of a man. Since wrestlers are amongst the top of the manliest men, they thoroughly enjoy pushing their selves to the extreme. If anyone questions a wrestler's strength he is more than likely to pick up the heaviest object available.
No one can out lift a wrestler since they work out so frequently. They get a thrill from lifting heavy objects until their arms are so filled with lactic acid they can barely move.
To pick a wrestler out of a crowd simply find an extremely heavy object and challenge anyone to pick it up. Guaranteed the first person to approach will be the strongest man you've ever seen, that man will be a wrestler.
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# 3 Cauliflower Ear
April 28, 2010 by Drew
Cauliflower ear is deformation of the human ear. When noticed by a regular individual, Cauliflower ear is disgusting and out of the ordinary. No one in their right mind would want cauliflower ear, except for wrestlers.
If you watch a boxing match, or ultimate fighting you will notice a majority of the top fighters have messed up ears. Those messed up ears are not wanted by average people, but wrestlers aspire to have them. Having cauliflower ear represents toughness to wrestlers and is simply meaningless, if not negative to the regular person.
To wrestlers those ears are more than just an ugly piece of flesh. Those ears are proof of years of hard work. No one can get cauliflower ear without overcoming many times of shedding blood, sweat and tears. Deformed ears on wrestlers are a sign of dedication and will. Wrestlers have high hopes and dreams to be the best, even if it means deforming their ears just to mimic the toughest fighters around.
In the eyes of a wrestler, the toughest wrestlers, fighters and boxers have cauliflower ear. Wrestlers are a generation of their own. They are mentally twisted to appreciate a deformity no one else could love.
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# 4 Rolling Around with Sweaty Men
April 28, 2010 by Drew
Mats cover the room from wall to wall. Shrieking whistles echo throughout the entire facility. Coaches scream to encourage their athletes. The air is filled with a musty stench of sweat. Out on the mat, sweaty men in spandex battle one another in the hopes for victory.
Who could enjoy such a ridiculous sport? The only person who would like to roll around with other sweaty men is a wrestler. Wrestlers spend hours every day working up a sweat grappling with another guy. They work to be the best at over powering other guys. Out strengthening the opponent and throwing him to the ground results in a victory.
A wrestler spends a majority of his life in a humid wrestling room with other males. Day after day they improve their technique with another guy in the wrestling room. They push, pull, grab and roll around to improve their skills of wrestling. In order to be the top wrestler, one must enjoy rolling around with sweaty men.
They take pleasure in tackling another guy to the ground in attempt to pin his back to the mat. Wresters feel they are more masculine after beating a guy in a wrestling match. They are the only athletes that are willing to wear a spandex in front of a crowd of people and roll around with another sweaty male.
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#5 Binge Eating
April 28, 2010 by Drew
When entering a room of wrestlers, the murmur of favorite foods can be heard bouncing off the walls. Any time a wrestling tournament is approaching, a wrestler's mind revolves around nothing but the delicious flavor of food. They can't seem to talk about anything besides what they will devour once the weigh in is complete. Most people take eating lightly, but not the wrestling type. All Wrestlers love to participate in what is known as binge eating. Immediately after a wrestling tournament is over every restaurant in town is overflowing with crazy wrestlers.
If you walk into a restaurant on a Saturday after a wrestling tournament you might as well turn around and walk out the door because more than likely the servers will all be busy assisting the enormous appetite of the wrestlers. Each person will have multiple beverages and numerous plates in front of them.
The art of binge eating arrived in the ancient times when the Greeks were rewarded with mountains food after winning a Greco-Roman wrestling tournament. Wrestler's are very in touch with the history of the sport, so they insist on binge eating upon completion of a tournament. The binge eating has turned into a competition among wrestlers. If you turn your back, your food might disappear right off your plate. Wrestler's are barbaric men and will eat anything and everything.
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